#0361 Life truths

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Inner Peace Be Upon You

# 0361 Peace and Blessings Every Day

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Life truths

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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to

immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. There is nothing worse than that moment during an

argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap

when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.

I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told

you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of

tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a

moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to

do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after

Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ...

again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word

and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page

technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never

wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello?

Hello? Shoot!), but when I immediately call back, it rings

nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I

didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and

then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a

waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I

know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given

Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite

than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was

younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on

when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry ten over-loaded plastic bags

in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm

trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between

boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before

you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or

understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of

cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.

Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants

never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me, or do high school kids get dumber and

dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're

sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a

little too far.

30. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive

times and still not know what time it is.

31. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating

their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and

Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'll bet everyone can

find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in

about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

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