#0250 What mom taught you

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Inner Peace Be Upon You

# 0250 Peace and Blessings Every Day

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What mom taught you

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Here is a little humor to start your day:

What Mom Taught Me

MOM taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.

I just finished cleaning!"

MOM taught me RELIGION:

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

MOM taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the

middle of next week!"

MOM taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."

MOM taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an

accident."

MOM taught me IRONY:

"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

MOM taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MOM taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

MOM taught me about STAMINA:

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

MOM taught me about WEATHER:

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

MOM taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you,

would you listen then?"

MOM taught me about HYPOCRISY:

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times,

Don't exaggerate!!!"

MOM taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:

"Stop acting like your father!"

MOM taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who

don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

And most of all ..... MOM taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

~Author Unknown~

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